Have cat will travel

Okay, the Japanese have outdone themselves this time. This is an earthquake survival kit for your pet to wear! It has all sorts of pockets with water bags,food,and essential oils to sooth your pet when your whole house comes crashing around you ears. Plus it has a handy dandy handle so you can carry your pet around like a briefcase, so convenient. All for the low price of $375. Oh and someone explain to me how your cat is suppose to unzip the pocket and reach it, for a water bag when your under the rubble, I'm just saying.